1 00:00:03,070 --> 00:00:06,350 Forgive me, Graham, but that's damn nonsense and I won't be a party to it. 2 00:00:07,530 --> 00:00:08,530 I'm not angry. 3 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:10,470 I'm sure that you do. 4 00:00:11,910 --> 00:00:12,950 Right, fine, sure. 5 00:00:13,230 --> 00:00:14,230 Talk to you soon. 6 00:00:15,670 --> 00:00:17,010 What did Graham have in mind? 7 00:00:17,290 --> 00:00:19,130 Press coverage of my returning to work. 8 00:00:19,530 --> 00:00:23,510 Even without a media entourage, I'm not so sure going back to work after only 9 00:00:23,510 --> 00:00:26,150 three weeks is such a hot idea for a lot. I'll take it easy. 10 00:00:26,890 --> 00:00:30,570 You know, I would give you more of an argument if you weren't so restless at 11 00:00:30,570 --> 00:00:31,570 home. 12 00:00:33,660 --> 00:00:35,200 Have I been a lousy patient? 13 00:00:36,700 --> 00:00:38,420 We were very glad to have you. 14 00:00:41,020 --> 00:00:44,100 Cold cuts in the refrigerator for lunch, if you change your mind. 15 00:00:44,320 --> 00:00:46,180 Thank you. Easy does it for a loaf. 16 00:00:47,680 --> 00:00:48,680 Easy does it. 17 00:00:55,800 --> 00:00:57,900 Item seven, assignments and operations. 18 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,840 Lieutenant Bunce is going to be taking a personal day today. 19 00:01:01,360 --> 00:01:03,220 He's going to be on a TV show. 20 00:01:04,080 --> 00:01:07,940 Yeah, he was witness to an accident, and instead of going to court, they're 21 00:01:07,940 --> 00:01:10,360 going to settle it on television. This I got to see. 22 00:01:10,700 --> 00:01:12,240 Bunce is going to be on TV? 23 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:14,360 Lieutenant's on tell it to the judge. 24 00:01:15,120 --> 00:01:18,080 He says that they're taping today, but it's not going to be on for a couple of 25 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:21,980 months, I guess. Well, anyway, the point is... Detective Smelker is replacing 26 00:01:21,980 --> 00:01:26,820 the lieutenant at the Campbellman Hardware Stakeout. Marshall and Reaser 27 00:01:26,820 --> 00:01:28,840 the Hubba Hubba Lounge 116 in Jerome. 28 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:33,700 Mick Belker is at Nicholson's Loan Mart where we got reports they're buying 29 00:01:33,700 --> 00:01:34,699 stolen property. 30 00:01:34,700 --> 00:01:36,380 This is the last personal item. 31 00:01:37,380 --> 00:01:40,340 Captain Farilla is threatening to come back to work today. 32 00:01:40,580 --> 00:01:41,580 All right. 33 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:47,100 Now, people, people, let's be aware that this is an individual recuperating from 34 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:49,580 major surgery 21 days ago. 35 00:01:50,090 --> 00:01:54,230 Now, I'm not suggesting that all approaches be cleared through me, but 36 00:01:54,230 --> 00:01:55,189 our heads. 37 00:01:55,190 --> 00:01:59,390 Captain's always had an open -door policy, but let's be bright about not 38 00:01:59,390 --> 00:02:03,750 overusing it. All right, item eight. 39 00:02:04,510 --> 00:02:06,250 Possible new vehicles. 40 00:02:07,490 --> 00:02:10,870 This is one test unit. 41 00:02:11,530 --> 00:02:14,790 is being loaned to the department for trial use. 42 00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:18,750 Well, boy, howdy, anyway. Well, I had assigned it to Ewan Hill, Andy, but 43 00:02:18,750 --> 00:02:20,690 the matter? Is Bobby sick or something? No, he's late for work. 44 00:02:21,650 --> 00:02:25,710 Okay, Hill and Ranko get it for trial operation today. 45 00:02:25,970 --> 00:02:30,250 Now, these trials are going on throughout the department, and assuming 46 00:02:30,250 --> 00:02:31,250 returns are good... 47 00:02:31,530 --> 00:02:34,150 Maybe we'll all have new units on the road by spring. 48 00:02:34,370 --> 00:02:36,290 Stand. Okay, that's it. Stand. 49 00:02:36,570 --> 00:02:37,590 Let's have a safe shift. 50 00:02:37,870 --> 00:02:39,810 Stand. Oh, wait, wait, wait a minute, Lieutenant. 51 00:02:40,030 --> 00:02:43,750 People, poker isn't going to work at my place tonight. I got a little plumbing 52 00:02:43,750 --> 00:02:45,090 problem. Hey, 53 00:02:45,950 --> 00:02:47,050 a cast of coffee. 54 00:02:47,450 --> 00:02:50,630 I pay for refreshments. Come in here to Kibbitz, go to a movie. 55 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:51,870 Same time, Joseph? 56 00:02:52,210 --> 00:02:57,030 Yeah. Okay, poker at 7 .30 at Joe Coffey's. Now, let's go. Get in the way 57 00:02:57,030 --> 00:02:58,030 there. 58 00:02:59,470 --> 00:03:00,650 You want a good plumbers, Howard? 59 00:03:01,690 --> 00:03:05,770 Well, without tooting my own trumpet, Henry, I must confess that I'm rather 60 00:03:05,770 --> 00:03:08,230 handy at household repairs. I handle all those chores myself. 61 00:03:08,590 --> 00:03:09,590 So that's enough. 62 00:03:09,730 --> 00:03:14,070 You know, I wonder if any research has ever been done on your tribe's extreme 63 00:03:14,070 --> 00:03:15,490 ineptitude in that whole area. 64 00:03:16,170 --> 00:03:17,170 What whole area? 65 00:03:17,270 --> 00:03:21,370 Oh, you know, clean up, paint up, fix up. It's a myth, Howard. Hold as much 66 00:03:21,370 --> 00:03:22,470 water as any other stereotype. 67 00:03:24,230 --> 00:03:25,410 Finally, a pretty little traffic. 68 00:03:25,670 --> 00:03:28,110 We get to test drive a new unit. You shave off your mustache. Yeah. 69 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:30,680 Hey, Sloppy, the poker game's at my place tonight. 70 00:03:30,940 --> 00:03:32,980 I thought it was Goldblum's. Nah, he's got problems with plumbing. 71 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:34,240 Peter. 72 00:03:34,480 --> 00:03:36,980 Hey, hey, hey. Will you read my lips? 73 00:03:37,180 --> 00:03:38,620 I'm on personal time. 74 00:03:38,920 --> 00:03:42,380 Norman, this is exactly the kind of attitude why I'm considering taking my 75 00:03:42,380 --> 00:03:43,600 services to Polk Avenue. 76 00:03:44,340 --> 00:03:46,260 Now, I am devoting a double header. 77 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:49,660 Counterfeit money for stolen weapons. I would like a little positive 78 00:03:49,660 --> 00:03:51,220 reinforcement. Give me your wallet. 79 00:03:51,500 --> 00:03:53,320 Ooh, stocking stuff. 80 00:03:53,920 --> 00:03:55,880 You want me to take the money out? 81 00:03:56,220 --> 00:03:57,220 Yeah. 82 00:03:57,400 --> 00:03:58,400 Here's your inspiration. 83 00:03:58,660 --> 00:04:01,940 Now, come back to me when you got something. I'm late. 84 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:07,120 The man is a motivational genius. 85 00:05:55,640 --> 00:05:59,520 Yeah, it's your lucky day, Flick, so I'm not popping you, so... So what? 86 00:06:00,140 --> 00:06:02,860 I'm saying, uh, no arrests. Take off. You're out of here. 87 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:05,000 You're forgetting about something. 88 00:06:05,860 --> 00:06:08,940 And when I see you downtown, you can believe me, there's gonna be more to 89 00:06:08,940 --> 00:06:11,840 about. So, out of here. Get out of here. Hello. 90 00:06:12,180 --> 00:06:13,480 Oh, shit. 91 00:06:15,820 --> 00:06:18,500 He's a real deep thinker, you know? You give him a break and the moron just 92 00:06:18,500 --> 00:06:22,140 stands there, doesn't know... Excuse me, Joe. 93 00:06:22,460 --> 00:06:24,780 Um, Lucy, here's that quarter you asked me for. 94 00:06:25,100 --> 00:06:28,300 Are you sure you can let me have it back by Monday? I've got a car payment 95 00:06:28,300 --> 00:06:30,920 coming through. No problem. I really appreciate the track, too. 96 00:06:35,460 --> 00:06:36,460 Uh, 97 00:06:37,420 --> 00:06:38,039 uh, Mick. 98 00:06:38,040 --> 00:06:41,360 Uh, Mick, Detective Belcher is the one that you want to talk to. Oh, 99 00:06:41,360 --> 00:06:43,000 My name is Elizabeth Myers. 100 00:06:43,340 --> 00:06:46,760 I live at 1110 Carroll Gardens in the back apartment. 101 00:06:47,460 --> 00:06:50,440 Three weeks and four days ago, I was broken into. 102 00:06:50,970 --> 00:06:55,530 and lost my toaster and some other household items. Actually, I'm not 103 00:06:55,530 --> 00:07:00,630 The stuff is in a pawn shop window on Utica and 121st Street. I wrote the name 104 00:07:00,630 --> 00:07:03,650 down. Here, it's... Nicholson's Clown Market. 105 00:07:04,240 --> 00:07:08,200 How did you know that? Well, we know that pawn shop receives stolen 106 00:07:08,480 --> 00:07:12,220 see, so I'm going over there right now to work there to catch the people who 107 00:07:12,220 --> 00:07:16,200 doing it. And what you have to do is make a list. Everything you lost... They 108 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:20,780 got my electric knife, which I really don't use. I don't cook so much now, now 109 00:07:20,780 --> 00:07:21,479 that I'm alone. 110 00:07:21,480 --> 00:07:25,560 And when I do, you know, my regular knife is just as nice. So you want to 111 00:07:25,560 --> 00:07:29,320 the list aside... They got a radio, which doesn't have any batteries, and 112 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:30,580 other stuff, but... 113 00:07:31,150 --> 00:07:33,390 It's the toaster oven I miss the most. 114 00:07:33,730 --> 00:07:38,330 You know, in the morning I come into the kitchen. I like to have my rye toast 115 00:07:38,330 --> 00:07:43,030 with melted cheese. Excuse me, Mrs. Mize. I have to go to Nicholson's now. 116 00:07:43,430 --> 00:07:47,170 Do you know how I know that the toaster oven they got there was mine? No, I 117 00:07:47,170 --> 00:07:48,170 don't. How? 118 00:07:48,330 --> 00:07:49,870 I asked him to show it to me. 119 00:07:50,390 --> 00:07:51,610 Here, you give me your hand. 120 00:07:57,610 --> 00:07:59,970 Carraway seeds from my toast. 121 00:08:00,919 --> 00:08:02,940 Bingo. Plus, I recognize it anyway. 122 00:08:04,020 --> 00:08:05,760 You're going to let me know when you make the arrest. 123 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:07,380 Oh, I'm going to be in touch. 124 00:08:07,660 --> 00:08:08,900 I'm going to wait to hear from you. 125 00:08:09,820 --> 00:08:10,820 Okay. 126 00:08:14,600 --> 00:08:19,600 Shut up, Joe. 127 00:08:23,900 --> 00:08:24,900 What's the matter? 128 00:08:25,080 --> 00:08:27,860 That 50 you borrowed from me for Fabian's shoes and sneaks? 129 00:08:28,100 --> 00:08:28,599 Yeah, what? 130 00:08:28,600 --> 00:08:29,820 Well, I didn't see him wearing them yet. 131 00:08:30,860 --> 00:08:33,780 It was rain on Saturday. We couldn't go shopping. Yeah, did my money go where 132 00:08:33,780 --> 00:08:34,919 Jablonski's money's going? 133 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:38,400 I don't know what you're saying now. You're making me crazy. 134 00:08:49,180 --> 00:08:52,240 Hey, my man. 135 00:08:53,140 --> 00:08:54,140 What's going on? 136 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:55,280 Hey! 137 00:08:55,860 --> 00:08:58,740 We got the money you came by. Hey, you don't have to shout it, baby. 138 00:08:59,340 --> 00:09:01,610 Yeah? You know what I'm talking about, Luce. 139 00:09:01,990 --> 00:09:04,850 Where is she? Where's the kid's mother? Joe, let's go back to the unit, please, 140 00:09:04,910 --> 00:09:08,110 right now. You're a pimp. What, are you and her shaking Lucy down now or what? 141 00:09:08,310 --> 00:09:11,130 You ain't gonna find Tracy smashing my face into this wall. 142 00:09:12,370 --> 00:09:15,110 Give me Tracy. Tracy, that's what he calls her. 143 00:09:15,390 --> 00:09:17,010 Now let him go right now, Joe. Let him go! 144 00:09:20,350 --> 00:09:21,450 You wanna find the lady? 145 00:09:24,930 --> 00:09:26,090 I'll take you to the lady. 146 00:09:26,610 --> 00:09:28,310 Come on, just come on. 147 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:34,480 Seems like Tracy and me are in the middle of something. 148 00:09:34,880 --> 00:09:36,820 Yeah, whatever it is, I'm going to straighten it out right now, pal. 149 00:09:37,140 --> 00:09:40,460 Joe, you know you don't have to. You don't know everything that's going on 150 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:41,560 Tracy. Hey. 151 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:47,640 Where you at? 152 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:49,380 What happened to you? 153 00:09:49,420 --> 00:09:50,740 I cut her with a razor. 154 00:09:50,960 --> 00:09:52,300 And show me your side, too. 155 00:09:52,500 --> 00:09:53,500 Cut her there, too. 156 00:09:53,860 --> 00:09:56,120 That's why she can't work. All right, well, you just listen to me. 157 00:09:56,640 --> 00:09:58,040 Lucy's not going to pay you any more money. 158 00:09:58,460 --> 00:10:01,220 The two of you made an agreement. How is she supposed to take care of herself? 159 00:10:01,420 --> 00:10:02,420 Shut up. 160 00:10:02,880 --> 00:10:06,760 Now, you can get an honest job or not. You can clean up or not. But she's not 161 00:10:06,760 --> 00:10:09,400 paying you any more shakedown money so she can take care of your kid. 162 00:10:10,440 --> 00:10:12,720 It seems to me that we ought to hear from your friend. 163 00:10:13,240 --> 00:10:16,860 Hey, you can hear it from me, okay? Take it easy. 164 00:10:17,120 --> 00:10:18,520 I'm hearing it from both of us. 165 00:10:20,000 --> 00:10:21,000 It's over. 166 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:23,680 Then what you standing around here for? 167 00:10:25,240 --> 00:10:26,240 Let's get out of here. 168 00:10:29,480 --> 00:10:32,300 Tell me the truth, Franco. You think I look any younger without my mustache? 169 00:10:32,660 --> 00:10:34,020 I cannot think about that right now. 170 00:10:35,420 --> 00:10:37,620 Whoa, sure seems top -heavy. 171 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:40,600 Yeah, well, I'm feeling kind of bottom -heavy. Do you think you could pull this 172 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:41,600 unit over, please? 173 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:43,440 What? Pull it over, Robert. 174 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:44,840 Wait a minute, what's the matter? 175 00:10:45,140 --> 00:10:48,520 I'm telling you, brother, Mother Nature is calling me, and she's calling me with 176 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:49,680 a bullhorn. Now pull it over. 177 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:53,440 See, I warned you about bran muffins in the morning. 178 00:10:54,260 --> 00:10:56,700 Caroline, how can you do this to the man you love? 179 00:10:57,180 --> 00:10:58,260 Happens every time. 180 00:11:09,900 --> 00:11:12,480 this to you, but if you're here on an optional visit, I am here on a command 181 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:13,480 performance. 182 00:11:15,680 --> 00:11:21,340 Sir, if you have a problem getting started, I'll give you $2 here. I just 183 00:11:21,340 --> 00:11:22,340 second, but I need it now. 184 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:23,720 I need it now. 185 00:11:25,080 --> 00:11:27,760 Sir, I am a police officer, and you at least owe me the courtesy of answering 186 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:28,760 me. 187 00:11:29,500 --> 00:11:31,200 All right, I have no choice but to bust in here. 188 00:11:38,380 --> 00:11:39,500 Oh, Lord, this man is expired. 189 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:50,440 Sir, 190 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:54,960 I hate to treat your moment of demise like this. 191 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,000 I really do. 192 00:11:58,460 --> 00:12:00,700 But I have to do my duty as I see fit. 193 00:12:07,690 --> 00:12:10,690 One thing, Iffy, remember, you say, to the best of my knowledge and 194 00:12:10,690 --> 00:12:13,310 recollection, that way they don't nail you for perjury. 195 00:12:13,890 --> 00:12:15,190 90 seconds to air. 196 00:12:16,030 --> 00:12:17,550 Shareholds versus ship. Yo. 197 00:12:18,090 --> 00:12:21,670 Okay, now wait until your case is introduced, then move as quickly as you 198 00:12:21,670 --> 00:12:22,670 your position on the set. 199 00:12:23,130 --> 00:12:26,870 Don't look at the camera. Johnny, one note. Excuse me, do we have to sit next 200 00:12:26,870 --> 00:12:28,890 this man? He has threatened my dog's life. 201 00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:32,490 Well, as soon as the people move on to the set, there'll be plenty of room. 202 00:12:32,860 --> 00:12:36,180 I was wondering, since my witness couldn't come, is it fair for him to 203 00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:38,900 Please, Miss Schiff. That ain't how it works, Miss Schiff. 204 00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:42,980 Sir, here, could you please put this on? 205 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:44,960 What's that for? 206 00:12:44,980 --> 00:12:47,300 I'd say your tie doesn't blind 50 ,000 people. 207 00:12:47,880 --> 00:12:48,880 Blue? 208 00:12:48,940 --> 00:12:50,680 You got no shot, pal. 209 00:12:51,300 --> 00:12:52,500 All right, let it go. 210 00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:54,460 45 seconds. 211 00:12:55,580 --> 00:12:56,920 Hey, don't I know you? 212 00:12:59,280 --> 00:13:02,380 Jerry Weatherspoon, right? You used to work over at Appellate with Judge 213 00:13:02,380 --> 00:13:04,060 Greenberg? I don't think so. 214 00:13:04,380 --> 00:13:06,740 Wait a minute. Something's all coming back to me now. 215 00:13:07,140 --> 00:13:12,700 I see some kind of show and tell at the court lavatory. That was never proved. 216 00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:13,619 Excuse me? 217 00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:14,620 Jerry? Your Honor. 218 00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,840 Does the judge know about this, Jer? 219 00:13:17,120 --> 00:13:19,300 Give me a break, will you? I got a nice gig here. 220 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:21,480 Come on, Les. 221 00:13:23,320 --> 00:13:24,320 Cue the intro. 222 00:13:24,820 --> 00:13:30,200 For the next hour, your living room becomes the courtroom of Harold... Here, 223 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:34,280 a forum alternative to the legal system, but obeying its rules and procedures, 224 00:13:34,740 --> 00:13:39,700 real people come before a distinguished retired jurist to seek settlement of 225 00:13:39,700 --> 00:13:40,700 real disputes. 226 00:13:40,760 --> 00:13:45,460 Based on Judge Pyle's findings, successful litigants receive appropriate 227 00:13:45,460 --> 00:13:50,280 awards. For the next 60 minutes, you are going to see the law in action. 228 00:13:52,250 --> 00:13:56,330 20 % for me. You will see the actual participants in these real -life dramas. 229 00:13:56,550 --> 00:14:00,650 Go. And you will hear their stories in their own words. Get your hands off me. 230 00:14:00,790 --> 00:14:04,230 And unrehearsed. Don't look at the camera. And you'll know why when you've 231 00:14:04,230 --> 00:14:09,370 exhausted your other remedies, you should demand to tell it to the judge. 232 00:14:10,370 --> 00:14:14,970 First on Judge Pyle's docket, the case of the distracted driver. 233 00:14:16,240 --> 00:14:20,020 No wallet, no ID, no visible marks. Probably a coronary. 234 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:23,640 Briefcase hooked to his wrist. He must be some kind of courier. If he was a 235 00:14:23,640 --> 00:14:26,900 legit courier, he'd have ID. This guy's wrong. We'll write this up, guys. 236 00:14:27,380 --> 00:14:29,840 I'm not really impressed with that new unit of ours. Let's go. 237 00:14:31,040 --> 00:14:35,120 J .D., I think maybe one of them keys might open that briefcase, sir. Is that 238 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,120 right, Andy, one of these? 239 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:37,320 Yeah, a little one. 240 00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,780 It might open it up. No kidding. 241 00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:44,360 Yeah, and if you open it up, you might find that it contains a... 242 00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,260 A great deal of money. 243 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,320 You, uh, 244 00:14:50,360 --> 00:14:53,080 you psychic, Renko, or did you break into the evidence? 245 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,240 Looks like you were pretty busy before you came out and got me, Renko. All 246 00:14:56,240 --> 00:14:57,780 right, now just wait a minute. Now listen to me right now. 247 00:14:58,220 --> 00:15:01,600 Every once in a while, a person has to exercise individual initiative. If you 248 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,540 look at that piece of paper there, you're going to find that it has a phone 249 00:15:03,540 --> 00:15:07,760 number that might be the contact number for this, uh... Uh, is this a fixed bet, 250 00:15:07,820 --> 00:15:10,160 Renko? You already called this number? No, I did not. 251 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:11,440 Uh -huh. 252 00:15:11,700 --> 00:15:13,160 Hey, J .D., you know the rules, man. 253 00:15:14,890 --> 00:15:16,810 You know, you gotta wait for the coroner's inventory. 254 00:15:17,190 --> 00:15:20,950 Renko's got a point. Okay, this could be big. What hurt is there in dialing a 255 00:15:20,950 --> 00:15:21,950 random number? 256 00:15:24,710 --> 00:15:25,770 Yeah, who's this? 257 00:15:26,870 --> 00:15:27,870 Who am I? 258 00:15:28,590 --> 00:15:32,630 I'm sitting here in Topping's diner. I've been sitting here half the morning. 259 00:15:32,650 --> 00:15:33,650 It's who I am. 260 00:15:34,710 --> 00:15:37,350 No. I'm not waiting here. No way. 261 00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:43,130 How about 1 p .m.? Philly. Philly Steak and Hoagie. 262 00:15:43,330 --> 00:15:44,330 You gonna bring the stuff? 263 00:15:46,490 --> 00:15:48,330 Obviously, it's too big to bring inside. 264 00:15:49,330 --> 00:15:50,330 Right? 265 00:15:50,730 --> 00:15:52,550 All right, I'm going to wait five minutes. 266 00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:54,090 Nobody shows. 267 00:15:54,110 --> 00:15:55,550 I'm gone and school's out. 268 00:15:57,610 --> 00:15:58,610 They're on. 269 00:15:58,910 --> 00:15:59,910 We're in for the buy. 270 00:16:00,090 --> 00:16:01,090 What are they selling? 271 00:16:02,290 --> 00:16:04,450 I don't know. It's just too big to bring into Philly's. 272 00:16:04,670 --> 00:16:05,670 Lieutenant Renko. 273 00:16:06,290 --> 00:16:07,370 Detective Renko. 274 00:16:07,670 --> 00:16:08,670 Convict Renko. 275 00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:11,110 I can't make it make sense to you, Joe. 276 00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:16,650 I guess I was afraid that if it went into court... They'd say I didn't 277 00:16:16,650 --> 00:16:17,650 Fabian. 278 00:16:18,970 --> 00:16:21,770 I told you it didn't make sense. Now I try to explain it to you and you're 279 00:16:21,770 --> 00:16:22,729 calling me crazy. 280 00:16:22,730 --> 00:16:24,050 I'm not calling you crazy. 281 00:16:24,370 --> 00:16:25,730 You're sitting there shaking your head. 282 00:16:25,970 --> 00:16:29,370 Yeah, because I think it's really sad that you don't feel like you have the 283 00:16:29,370 --> 00:16:30,370 right to be happy. 284 00:16:31,170 --> 00:16:33,270 Where'd you get that? And you do deserve it, Luce. 285 00:16:33,490 --> 00:16:37,710 And you don't have to go skunking around being afraid that jerks like that are 286 00:16:37,710 --> 00:16:39,230 going to come along and take it away from you. 287 00:16:42,690 --> 00:16:46,780 I filled out all the Guardian papers, but I just... Let's go file them. 288 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,500 They're at home. They're at the apartment. Yeah, we'll go get them. 289 00:16:59,920 --> 00:17:01,240 2203 on personal time. 290 00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:04,099 2203 copy. 291 00:17:06,859 --> 00:17:07,859 Come here. 292 00:17:09,700 --> 00:17:10,700 Thanks. 293 00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:11,920 No problem. 294 00:17:18,190 --> 00:17:22,130 How about something like this? This is nice. 12 carats nickel packing. 295 00:17:22,410 --> 00:17:26,730 It says Carla. Her name's Phineas. Any engraver can change that. 296 00:17:27,690 --> 00:17:28,690 Where's Gupta at? 297 00:17:29,270 --> 00:17:30,330 Can she try it on? 298 00:17:30,530 --> 00:17:31,530 Sure. 299 00:17:31,930 --> 00:17:34,790 Told you. No deliveries after 3 o 'clock. 300 00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:38,290 Well, the security guard says he wants 500 to open the door for us, Mr. Gupta. 301 00:17:38,530 --> 00:17:39,530 No way. 302 00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:41,450 And forget it. You ain't getting no delivery, man. 303 00:17:41,830 --> 00:17:46,050 Mike? Bring up $250 for my friend, huh? No, the guy says $500. 304 00:17:46,350 --> 00:17:47,350 He'll take $250. 305 00:17:48,190 --> 00:17:49,710 Bring it up under sale? 306 00:17:50,030 --> 00:17:51,690 Do I tell you to bring it up under sale? 307 00:17:52,090 --> 00:17:53,310 Do what I tell you, Mike. 308 00:17:58,430 --> 00:17:59,430 $250. 309 00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:05,330 $250. 310 00:18:07,010 --> 00:18:08,870 I ain't guaranteeing he's going to take this, huh? 311 00:18:09,430 --> 00:18:13,200 Then you ain't going to get your taste either, huh? so sell him on the two and 312 00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:14,200 half. 313 00:18:16,760 --> 00:18:17,760 How's it coming here? 314 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:19,180 It's coming very good. 315 00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:21,540 She's going to need one more looser. 316 00:18:21,820 --> 00:18:24,220 Mike is going to find the right bracelet for you. 317 00:18:25,060 --> 00:18:26,360 Be in the back. Okay. 318 00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:29,280 Can I help you? 319 00:18:31,720 --> 00:18:32,720 Excuse me a minute. 320 00:18:38,600 --> 00:18:40,440 What are you doing here, Mrs. Wise? 321 00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:42,870 You never called me. 322 00:18:44,190 --> 00:18:45,190 Come here a minute. 323 00:18:47,090 --> 00:18:50,050 Arrest that man right now. He stole my items. 324 00:18:50,270 --> 00:18:51,810 I'll testify to it in court. 325 00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:55,990 I know you will, but see, we gotta get him on a few other things, too. 326 00:18:56,550 --> 00:18:57,650 Will you trust me? 327 00:18:58,630 --> 00:19:03,530 Will you go home? What? Because it's very dangerous in here. That's why I'm 328 00:19:03,530 --> 00:19:06,350 whispering. I'm gonna call you as soon as we get anything. 329 00:19:07,990 --> 00:19:10,810 When? Very soon, dear. 330 00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:12,200 Okay. 331 00:19:12,820 --> 00:19:14,740 I gotta go back and sell some bracelets. 332 00:19:15,460 --> 00:19:16,460 Goodbye. Okay. 333 00:19:18,360 --> 00:19:19,360 Bye. 334 00:19:21,440 --> 00:19:22,440 Hey, 335 00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:25,520 you shouldn't have opened the briefcase prior to the ME's arrival. 336 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:30,680 B, you're asking me to authorize the use of evidence as buy money. That okay is 337 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:31,680 supposed to come... 338 00:19:57,159 --> 00:20:00,460 Right. Emotions all around. 339 00:20:01,130 --> 00:20:02,390 I'll be you and Andy on the back row. 340 00:20:02,630 --> 00:20:03,469 Playing club? 341 00:20:03,470 --> 00:20:04,470 Yes. Good. 342 00:20:07,370 --> 00:20:09,430 Lieutenant Salvinacci, line two. 343 00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:11,350 Thanks. 344 00:20:13,890 --> 00:20:15,590 Lucy and I are going to take a couple extra hours. 345 00:20:15,890 --> 00:20:16,890 What's going on today? 346 00:20:17,070 --> 00:20:18,070 You two are loping? 347 00:20:18,470 --> 00:20:19,309 How'd you know? 348 00:20:19,310 --> 00:20:20,370 We're going to be basing rings. 349 00:20:22,170 --> 00:20:24,270 So I left the applications at home, Joe. 350 00:20:24,550 --> 00:20:27,270 I said I knew they were there at home or in my locker. One or the other. 351 00:20:27,490 --> 00:20:29,270 And, Your Honor, I just want to say one thing. 352 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:33,720 Ever since the accident, I keep having nightmares. 353 00:20:34,060 --> 00:20:36,620 I have now heard from the plaintiff in this case. 354 00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:39,460 Mr. Sherholtz, I understand you brought a witness. 355 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:42,060 My uncle was with me. Can we have the witness, please? 356 00:20:44,220 --> 00:20:47,060 Now comes Lieutenant Norman Bunce of Metro Police. 357 00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:51,360 Lieutenant Bunce is the uncle of the plaintiff. The judge has ruled on the 358 00:20:51,360 --> 00:20:53,040 admissibility of the following evidence. 359 00:20:53,600 --> 00:20:56,780 Lieutenant, would you tell us what happened on the night in question? 360 00:20:57,020 --> 00:20:57,799 Oh, sure thing. 361 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,820 Uh, well... 362 00:21:00,030 --> 00:21:01,090 Here. Over here. 363 00:21:03,010 --> 00:21:06,710 Lester and I were returning from the Hofbrauhaus on account that they do a 364 00:21:06,710 --> 00:21:10,570 thing there for pre -Lent. I had one beer, maybe, total. That's right. 365 00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,250 That's correct. One beer. 366 00:21:12,450 --> 00:21:15,050 So we were proceeding northbound up Portland. 367 00:21:15,350 --> 00:21:19,250 And then, well, basically, Les couldn't see it, of course, because he was paying 368 00:21:19,250 --> 00:21:20,250 attention to his driving. 369 00:21:20,430 --> 00:21:25,310 The defendant, Miss Schiff over there, comes flying at us. No horns, no brakes. 370 00:21:25,610 --> 00:21:28,880 Boom! A rear -ender, and we go dribbling out into the intersection. 371 00:21:29,220 --> 00:21:32,560 In other words, Ms. Schiff seemed to be failing to pay attention. 372 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:36,380 Oh, yeah. I was too paying attention. His taillights weren't working. 373 00:21:36,620 --> 00:21:39,640 My taillights were working fine, Your Honor. The police said they weren't. 374 00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:41,880 after the accident, after she smashed them. 375 00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:46,860 My fiancé, Roger, saw it. It's in his statement. Your fiancé saw what, Ms. 376 00:21:46,940 --> 00:21:50,460 Schiff? Judge, that statement from the fiancé is a crack. 377 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:51,680 All right, Lieutenant. 378 00:21:52,620 --> 00:21:58,600 Lieutenant, on what basis are you impeaching the supporting affidavit of 379 00:21:58,740 --> 00:22:03,060 Schiff's fiancée? On a basis, at the time of the accident, the defendant's 380 00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:07,900 fiancée's head was not visible in the other vehicle. And in my opinion, at 381 00:22:07,900 --> 00:22:12,280 time, he probably was engaged in some unnatural sex act. 382 00:22:14,110 --> 00:22:17,850 Cut. Unnatural sex. Yeah, that's why his statement's a pile of bull. He couldn't 383 00:22:17,850 --> 00:22:19,170 see nothing from his angle. 384 00:22:19,410 --> 00:22:23,110 Unnatural sex? Are you crazy? This is an afternoon show. Well, great. That don't 385 00:22:23,110 --> 00:22:24,330 make what he was doing natural. 386 00:22:24,570 --> 00:22:28,250 My mother is going to hear this? My mom is going to hear what he just said? 387 00:22:28,530 --> 00:22:29,530 Five minutes, Your Honor. 388 00:22:29,810 --> 00:22:30,810 Lieutenant. 389 00:22:32,870 --> 00:22:38,090 So, how's the patient? 390 00:22:38,810 --> 00:22:41,290 Well, I was thinking of going in for a half day. 391 00:22:41,820 --> 00:22:42,579 This afternoon. 392 00:22:42,580 --> 00:22:44,500 Thank God I'm not talking from experience, Frank. 393 00:22:44,960 --> 00:22:46,220 That sounds like pushing it. 394 00:22:46,520 --> 00:22:47,520 I'll take it easy. 395 00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:50,340 Hell of a streaky thing, isn't it, Frank? 396 00:22:51,060 --> 00:22:52,060 What? Life. 397 00:22:52,580 --> 00:22:55,900 I mean, now that you've survived, it's pretty obvious this whole shooting 398 00:22:55,900 --> 00:22:59,180 business has only strengthened your hand in terms of career choices. 399 00:23:00,100 --> 00:23:01,760 I guess I'm on a roll. 400 00:23:03,100 --> 00:23:05,120 Whereas my own options keep narrowing. 401 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,240 Whoa. Oh, coffee. 402 00:23:11,820 --> 00:23:12,619 A little too strong? 403 00:23:12,620 --> 00:23:14,020 No, no, it's good. It's fine. 404 00:23:15,320 --> 00:23:17,160 Actually, I think I'll try a little milk. 405 00:23:17,580 --> 00:23:18,760 Here, huh? I'll get it. 406 00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:22,620 The Crime Institute. 407 00:23:24,920 --> 00:23:28,260 Their search committee has decided to hold off on recommending me for that 408 00:23:28,260 --> 00:23:32,080 consultancy. They think I still have exposure on this Keenan mess. 409 00:23:32,380 --> 00:23:35,420 That could throw quite a monkey wrench into a lot of people's future plans. 410 00:23:36,340 --> 00:23:37,420 Not least your own. 411 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:38,900 What's on your mind, Chief? 412 00:23:39,980 --> 00:23:41,820 You were the chief inquisitor on Kenan. 413 00:23:42,640 --> 00:23:45,840 Those are the findings the search committee is uneasy about. I'm not going 414 00:23:45,840 --> 00:23:48,860 recant. There's no one ringing a bell, Frank. I understand that. 415 00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:50,860 But a letter of explanation. 416 00:23:51,100 --> 00:23:52,120 For their eyes only. 417 00:23:53,000 --> 00:23:55,340 Frank, I'm looking for a place to fall. 418 00:23:55,620 --> 00:23:58,640 I'll detail the panel's findings and I'll give you the letter. You decide 419 00:23:58,640 --> 00:23:59,640 whether to send it. 420 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:03,260 I hope you remember there are ways and ways of saying the same thing. No 421 00:24:03,260 --> 00:24:04,360 preconditions, Chief. 422 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:07,100 No preconditions. 423 00:24:07,660 --> 00:24:08,660 Agreed. 424 00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:13,660 So you're thinking about going in later on? If I feel up to it. 425 00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:16,680 Well, don't push it, Frank. 426 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:21,000 Easy, does it? 427 00:24:21,240 --> 00:24:22,240 I'll take it easy. 428 00:24:31,640 --> 00:24:32,900 How you doing? 429 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:34,640 I'm the teachers. 430 00:24:34,880 --> 00:24:36,520 I'm bored. How about we just do it? 431 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:38,880 All right, you can walk. It's not far. 432 00:24:42,719 --> 00:24:44,520 Hey, he comes or I go home. 433 00:24:44,940 --> 00:24:46,560 So you like company, no problem. 434 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,780 You know, if this goes good, maybe we get regular. 435 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,520 So far, I got nothing. 436 00:24:50,760 --> 00:24:51,760 Huh? 437 00:24:58,080 --> 00:25:01,580 What happened this morning? I'm not at fault, you're not at fault. Yeah, yeah, 438 00:25:01,740 --> 00:25:02,740 it's a no -fault state. 439 00:25:02,840 --> 00:25:04,460 Neil, make sure that door don't close. 440 00:25:04,780 --> 00:25:06,380 Yeah, sure, man the doors, Neil. 441 00:25:06,980 --> 00:25:09,240 You've got your truck and the rental's on me. 442 00:25:11,440 --> 00:25:12,440 Yeah, right. 443 00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:15,200 Here's the menu. 444 00:25:18,640 --> 00:25:20,140 There's the main court. 445 00:25:20,840 --> 00:25:26,060 You set a nice table, Mr. DeFetris. 446 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:28,160 Freeze! Federal Bureau of Investigation! 447 00:25:28,420 --> 00:25:29,420 You're under arrest! 448 00:25:29,440 --> 00:25:30,540 Hold it right there! 449 00:25:31,820 --> 00:25:33,240 Just be cool. 450 00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:35,200 Okay, out! 451 00:25:35,500 --> 00:25:37,840 Please, Dad, don't shoot. 452 00:25:43,950 --> 00:25:44,689 guys are beds? 453 00:25:44,690 --> 00:25:48,430 You're making a mistake. Get out. We'll do the talking. Who are you? These guys 454 00:25:48,430 --> 00:25:52,810 are city cops, sir. We all are. I don't believe this. All right, then. Back off. 455 00:25:53,410 --> 00:25:57,850 You have destroyed a carefully orchestrated and costly federal 456 00:25:58,310 --> 00:26:01,530 Hey, you just did the same thing to us. Hey, J .D. To hell with it. He wants to 457 00:26:01,530 --> 00:26:05,430 get into name calling. Now, we got months involved with this. Hey, come on. 458 00:26:05,450 --> 00:26:08,750 Look, it seems obvious that you must have taken that briefcase from Luar 459 00:26:08,750 --> 00:26:12,530 courier. Could be. Just please tell me that the man is still in your custody. 460 00:26:13,290 --> 00:26:16,990 We don't work like that. You released him. I don't need him. I know where he 461 00:26:16,990 --> 00:26:20,390 I know what he's doing. He picks his nose. I'm the first to hear about it. I 462 00:26:20,390 --> 00:26:23,890 want more, Marr. So do I. Only I'm close. You're not. 463 00:26:24,730 --> 00:26:28,990 Now, uh, I could be open to something. The man is an arms supplier for 464 00:26:28,990 --> 00:26:29,990 international terrorists. 465 00:26:30,270 --> 00:26:33,970 What conceivable reasons could you have for investigating him? Sure. 466 00:26:34,310 --> 00:26:38,670 You feds, you got the corner on major crime, huh? Oh, to hell with this. 467 00:26:38,670 --> 00:26:40,030 so sharp, you find it. 468 00:26:40,490 --> 00:26:45,270 Look, if Moomar could be remanded to my custody within, say, eight hours, I'd be 469 00:26:45,270 --> 00:26:46,270 impressed. 470 00:26:46,430 --> 00:26:47,430 Impressed? 471 00:26:47,730 --> 00:26:49,090 I don't know what that means. 472 00:26:49,370 --> 00:26:52,730 Well, for one thing, you wouldn't have to consider a midlife career change. 473 00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:54,570 He's yours. 474 00:26:55,550 --> 00:26:59,010 Look, you're not going to say unnatural sex, period. Come on, I thought you 475 00:26:59,010 --> 00:27:00,050 people wanted the truth. 476 00:27:00,290 --> 00:27:04,990 Lieutenant, isn't it correct you couldn't actually see in Ms. Schiff's 477 00:27:04,990 --> 00:27:09,520 window level? I mean... Her fiancé could just as easily have been fixing the 478 00:27:09,520 --> 00:27:10,920 Velcro on the vehicle's floor mats. 479 00:27:11,260 --> 00:27:12,440 Are you kidding me? 480 00:27:12,640 --> 00:27:16,300 No, I'm not kidding you. Your prior speculation is inadmissible. Strike it. 481 00:27:16,380 --> 00:27:20,440 That's right. Strike it. Strike it and edit it. Your intent is to impeach Ms. 482 00:27:20,740 --> 00:27:22,020 Schiff's passenger as a witness. 483 00:27:22,300 --> 00:27:25,600 Why don't you just simply say that you didn't see him and therefore he couldn't 484 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:27,520 have seen you? And get on with the testimony. 485 00:27:27,820 --> 00:27:28,820 All right. 486 00:27:29,080 --> 00:27:30,080 All right. 487 00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:31,720 We're rolling, everybody. 488 00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:34,180 Action. You say Ms. 489 00:27:34,380 --> 00:27:38,540 Schiff's passenger is an unreliable witness to the accident's circumstances. 490 00:27:38,580 --> 00:27:39,580 Lieutenant, how so? 491 00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:40,760 How so? 492 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,680 He was bent over in the front seat. 493 00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:47,600 Heaven only knows what he was doing down there. 494 00:27:49,060 --> 00:27:51,260 Right, Captain, I wouldn't push it. 495 00:27:51,660 --> 00:27:53,540 No, sure, I'll have that on your desk by three. 496 00:27:54,060 --> 00:27:56,160 Okay, then we might see you later, then. 497 00:27:58,210 --> 00:27:59,210 Here's your keys, Lieutenant. 498 00:27:59,270 --> 00:28:00,270 That's fine. 499 00:28:00,770 --> 00:28:04,310 So? I'll give you my guesstimate. That's a two, three -day job, easy. 500 00:28:04,690 --> 00:28:05,489 How much? 501 00:28:05,490 --> 00:28:08,030 $2 ,200, $2 ,500, something like that. 502 00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:11,490 Don't hold me to it. Don't hold you to it? Is that your estimate or what? Once 503 00:28:11,490 --> 00:28:13,110 start rooting around, who knows where that goes? 504 00:28:13,510 --> 00:28:16,830 Great. I don't know who you had up there fooling around, Lieutenant, but if you 505 00:28:16,830 --> 00:28:19,950 want my opinion, someone try to move that fixture back off the wall with a 506 00:28:19,950 --> 00:28:20,950 crowbar. 507 00:28:21,550 --> 00:28:22,550 Previous penalty. 508 00:28:22,690 --> 00:28:24,470 Whoever, they screwed it up real good. 509 00:28:27,120 --> 00:28:31,380 I do not know why in the world you had to come on so strong to that FBI guy, J 510 00:28:31,380 --> 00:28:34,860 .D. I thought I was trying to save our job. Schrenko buys a little time. 511 00:28:35,220 --> 00:28:38,080 Now, how are we going to find, um, what's his name? Moomar. 512 00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:40,420 What are you expecting me to do, Andy, huh? Roll over and die? 513 00:28:40,700 --> 00:28:41,700 Uh -oh, bad news. 514 00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:45,700 What? Leader Forstner, he kissed your pension contributions adios. 515 00:28:46,180 --> 00:28:51,020 No vesting. I am telling you right now, we cannot and will not be fired. As your 516 00:28:51,020 --> 00:28:52,960 PBA rep, I say suspensions. 517 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,860 Possible demotions, probable, but being fired is highly unlikely. 518 00:28:57,160 --> 00:28:58,700 Gentlemen. Hey, Sidney. 519 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:01,060 Sid. Sid. Sid. 520 00:29:01,540 --> 00:29:07,640 Do you, uh, know any Arab gun dealers? 521 00:29:08,460 --> 00:29:13,880 No. But I do know a tube steak who's trying to pass himself off as an Arab 522 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:15,200 dealer. You do? 523 00:29:15,440 --> 00:29:19,160 Yeah, his name is Larry, the third -rate counterfeit. I tried to interest Norman 524 00:29:19,160 --> 00:29:21,880 in him this morning, but he was too involved with his television career. 525 00:29:22,460 --> 00:29:24,200 Sid, you are beautiful. 526 00:29:24,740 --> 00:29:25,820 I'm sorry. Great. 527 00:29:31,540 --> 00:29:32,540 Easy. 528 00:29:33,760 --> 00:29:34,920 Okay, that's everything. 529 00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,000 You're missing the blue form. 530 00:29:38,140 --> 00:29:41,280 Oh, yeah. I'm sorry. I can't take this without the blue form. 531 00:29:41,920 --> 00:29:44,640 I'll just bring the blue form in because I have everything. No, it has to all be 532 00:29:44,640 --> 00:29:45,640 together. I'm sorry. 533 00:29:45,710 --> 00:29:49,810 Well, let me just leave this here now with you and I can bring care to this, 534 00:29:49,810 --> 00:29:52,590 'am. You'll have to bring it on. I'll bring it back later. Wait, what's wrong? 535 00:29:52,690 --> 00:29:53,269 What's the matter? 536 00:29:53,270 --> 00:29:56,030 I don't have the blue forms. I guess I left them in my locker. 537 00:29:56,890 --> 00:29:57,930 You're such a jerk. 538 00:29:59,250 --> 00:30:01,030 I forgot, okay, Joe? I forgot. 539 00:30:01,970 --> 00:30:03,030 Can she mail them in? 540 00:30:03,650 --> 00:30:07,650 Regulations require all applications must be presented in a completed form. 541 00:30:08,150 --> 00:30:09,750 Okay, so I'll come back on Monday? 542 00:30:10,150 --> 00:30:12,650 Wait a minute, wait a minute. She has everything else, right? 543 00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:16,480 How long does it take for these papers to get to social services once they 544 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:17,700 here? What do you mean, how long? 545 00:30:17,980 --> 00:30:19,820 Well, I mean, it takes time to process them, right? 546 00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:22,020 I mean, you're not going to send them over this afternoon. 547 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:24,420 On average, ten working days. 548 00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:27,880 Well, couldn't you start processing the application? 549 00:30:28,140 --> 00:30:31,660 And we'll mail the document in. I explained to you I can't do that, sir. 550 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:35,240 Miss, I wouldn't ask you to do this if it wasn't really important. 551 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:38,380 One other thing. Mail applications are received at another office. 552 00:30:38,600 --> 00:30:41,600 No problem. Look, we'll just address the envelope and we'll make it special 553 00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:42,600 attention to you. 554 00:30:42,990 --> 00:30:45,870 I'm a city employee, too, and I can get mailed to Precinct if I give my badge 555 00:30:45,870 --> 00:30:46,870 number. 556 00:30:46,910 --> 00:30:50,910 She'll have to address it to Mrs. Johnson, municipal employee number 735. 557 00:30:52,170 --> 00:30:53,570 You are an angel, Mrs. Johnson. 558 00:30:53,970 --> 00:30:54,970 Thank you. 559 00:30:55,350 --> 00:30:57,630 And she's got to get it here by no later than Tuesday. 560 00:30:58,190 --> 00:30:59,930 Tuesday. You are official now. 561 00:31:00,250 --> 00:31:02,130 Oh, wait a minute. You've got to pay the cashier. 562 00:31:02,470 --> 00:31:03,470 Window 9. 563 00:31:04,790 --> 00:31:05,790 Thank you. 564 00:31:11,060 --> 00:31:13,840 I've been waiting for almost an hour. 565 00:31:19,080 --> 00:31:22,020 Fellas, you're going to make me nauseous. Are you sure about this guy? 566 00:31:22,240 --> 00:31:25,280 Detective, Muammar is Larry Buckhole. 567 00:31:25,500 --> 00:31:29,300 There's no way his fish to those FBI guys was for real? No. He has no Middle 568 00:31:29,300 --> 00:31:33,000 East arms contact. Larry ran scammed junkets to the Holy Land. He probably 569 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:34,180 picked up a little Arabic. 570 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:37,580 Fellas. He was showing these guys counterfeit paper. 571 00:31:37,820 --> 00:31:40,360 He was going to sell any pieces he bought on the street. 572 00:31:40,620 --> 00:31:43,860 And you listen to me, haircut. Our entire careers are riding on this, so 573 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:44,860 better be right. 574 00:31:44,940 --> 00:31:46,240 Oh, yeah, like we got a choice. 575 00:31:46,860 --> 00:31:48,060 Let's go talk to Muammar. 576 00:31:50,460 --> 00:31:51,700 This guy's living here? 577 00:31:51,940 --> 00:31:55,300 Yeah. Guess he moved out of his car when he struck it rich. 578 00:31:55,680 --> 00:31:58,380 So do you want us to go with him? No, we can handle it. Listen, don't 579 00:31:58,380 --> 00:31:59,380 underestimate this guy. 580 00:31:59,520 --> 00:32:00,960 We should be so lucky. 581 00:32:22,730 --> 00:32:23,730 That's Muammar. 582 00:32:23,790 --> 00:32:26,190 Muammar? Come on. Hey, see that? 583 00:32:26,830 --> 00:32:27,830 That's what we said. 584 00:32:28,390 --> 00:32:31,630 Muammar. Kind of weird for a street punk named Larry. But see, the peepers keep 585 00:32:31,630 --> 00:32:35,810 saying he's buying guns for you. Old shipments of illegal arms from Muammar, 586 00:32:35,810 --> 00:32:40,990 .k .a. pack rat, counterfeiter, scam artist. What scam? Name it. My man, you 587 00:32:40,990 --> 00:32:42,730 have heaved enough crap our way already. 588 00:32:42,990 --> 00:32:43,990 Are you referring to my merchandise? 589 00:32:44,150 --> 00:32:45,890 You should be stealing. Bought it, man. I bought it. 590 00:32:46,110 --> 00:32:49,010 With that funny money you've been running off? That the deal, Larry? Oh, 591 00:32:49,190 --> 00:32:51,570 Deal, deal, deal. Oh, you want to know all about the deal? Okay, I'll tell you 592 00:32:51,570 --> 00:32:52,570 all about it. 593 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,820 He's the one who had the deal. He's the one who had the place, man. It was his 594 00:32:57,820 --> 00:33:01,280 place. That's whose deal it was. Only Jimmy G is gone, man. He's gone upstate. 595 00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:03,480 And, you know, Benji's. Hundreds. 596 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:06,540 And I used to help him run them off every now and then. That's all I did. 597 00:33:06,540 --> 00:33:07,159 to God. 598 00:33:07,160 --> 00:33:09,900 Only when he went upstate, man, I had run off a couple of loads. 599 00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:12,040 That was my mistake. 600 00:33:12,360 --> 00:33:13,360 That was one of them. 601 00:33:36,060 --> 00:33:37,060 Hey, 602 00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:48,960 what are you guys talking about? 603 00:33:49,870 --> 00:33:52,250 If they realize we slipped them a hummer, they're going to hold us 604 00:33:52,530 --> 00:33:53,530 That's how the feds operate. 605 00:33:53,630 --> 00:33:56,590 If they take a fall, they're not taking it alone. They'll drag us down with 606 00:33:56,590 --> 00:33:58,670 them. Hey, what are you guys talking about? The feds set me up, man. So what 607 00:33:58,670 --> 00:34:00,630 we going to do? I don't know. We're in the soup. You? 608 00:34:00,970 --> 00:34:01,970 What about me? 609 00:34:03,810 --> 00:34:05,430 Rolling. Home stretch, folks. 610 00:34:08,250 --> 00:34:10,469 Judge Piles returned with his verdict. 611 00:34:10,770 --> 00:34:11,770 All rise. 612 00:34:12,510 --> 00:34:13,510 What do you think? 613 00:34:13,989 --> 00:34:14,989 Spend the money. 614 00:34:16,750 --> 00:34:18,250 A finding in this case. 615 00:34:18,650 --> 00:34:23,230 Depends on assessing the likely veracity of the competing versions of the 616 00:34:23,230 --> 00:34:28,150 incidents. We have heard allegations that the defendant, Ms. Schiff, was 617 00:34:28,150 --> 00:34:32,190 inattentive. We have also heard that Mr. Sherholst had been drinking and that 618 00:34:32,190 --> 00:34:33,409 his taillights were not functioning. 619 00:34:33,710 --> 00:34:35,710 While this is a close call... 620 00:34:36,120 --> 00:34:40,199 The court finds a likely preponderance of merit in the contentions of the 621 00:34:40,199 --> 00:34:43,100 defendant, Naomi Schiff. Are you freaking kidding? 622 00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:45,520 This is a joke here, huh? This is ridiculous. 623 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:49,400 No, no, first of all, you don't let the people say what really happened, and 624 00:34:49,400 --> 00:34:52,360 then your kangaroo threw the vertigo. Keep your mouth shut long enough for him 625 00:34:52,360 --> 00:34:56,340 to say next case. Hey, what happened? She promised you some turn on the floor 626 00:34:56,340 --> 00:34:57,340 mats with her, huh? 627 00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:59,160 You're about to blow your appearance fee, my friend. 628 00:34:59,360 --> 00:35:02,380 Which one of these creeps you related to? We have a finished, folks. We have 629 00:35:02,380 --> 00:35:06,460 corridor follow -up. Oh, jeez, I can't wait. Not you. You are finished. 630 00:35:07,840 --> 00:35:08,940 Great job, Lieutenant. 631 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:12,720 Oh, yeah. Please, crack wise with me, Jerry, huh? Because it's going to take a 632 00:35:12,720 --> 00:35:14,800 whole lot for me to clean your clock, right? 633 00:35:20,220 --> 00:35:25,040 I don't know what that is. Now, maybe that's those 17 jewels rattling around 634 00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:29,000 there. Gentle with the piece, man. A Rolex ain't indestructible. 635 00:35:29,940 --> 00:35:31,320 Chunk. Six bucks. 636 00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:35,120 That's a $1 ,200 watch in a fine jewelry store. 637 00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:36,320 Scooped in the back. 638 00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:38,700 Tell him I got the rest of his passes on the truck and I'm bringing him in. 639 00:35:39,740 --> 00:35:40,740 Give me the six, man. 640 00:35:43,940 --> 00:35:44,940 Six dollars. 641 00:35:46,220 --> 00:35:46,580 Why 642 00:35:46,580 --> 00:35:56,120 pay 643 00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:59,740 it your mind out of people's business, Mike? Oh, I was just seeing where you 644 00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:00,740 wanted the popcorn makers. 645 00:36:01,340 --> 00:36:02,340 We're closed. 646 00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:03,640 Put your hands up. 647 00:36:03,820 --> 00:36:04,820 What are you doing? 648 00:36:05,120 --> 00:36:07,060 I'll argue with you all, bro. I just do what she says. 649 00:36:07,320 --> 00:36:07,899 Thank you. 650 00:36:07,900 --> 00:36:12,320 I want that toaster oven. The one on the second shelf. Put the gun down, lady. 651 00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:14,420 The hell I will. Put the gun down. 652 00:36:14,680 --> 00:36:15,840 Are you trying to get us killed? 653 00:36:40,430 --> 00:36:44,310 the unsuccessful plaintiff. Excuse me, sir. Do we have your reaction to Judge 654 00:36:44,310 --> 00:36:45,310 Pyle's verdict? 655 00:36:46,290 --> 00:36:47,970 Naturally, I thought it should have gone the other way. 656 00:36:48,850 --> 00:36:51,490 I guess I have to admit the defendant's prettier than I am. 657 00:36:52,590 --> 00:36:56,250 Possibly we haven't seen our last motion for the case yet. Oh, you know, you're 658 00:36:56,250 --> 00:36:58,250 a real moron. You get just what you deserve. 659 00:36:58,470 --> 00:37:03,090 Cut! You shut your damn mouth. Hey, how about I shut your eyes? Get security, 660 00:37:03,270 --> 00:37:07,170 please! Hey, forget it, pal. Don't worry. We're out of here. Come on. Where 661 00:37:07,170 --> 00:37:09,230 we go to pick up your doll? They said they'd mail it to me. 662 00:37:10,160 --> 00:37:13,220 Hey, I don't know if I helped you, kid. 663 00:37:14,560 --> 00:37:19,620 How do you explain that nothing in division files even remotely suggests 664 00:37:19,620 --> 00:37:22,980 your people are involved in investigation of this arms dealer? Not 665 00:37:22,980 --> 00:37:24,760 goes through division, Mr. Sonners. 666 00:37:24,980 --> 00:37:28,500 Are you telling me the investigation is being carried out under your direction? 667 00:37:29,020 --> 00:37:31,880 For the man responsible, you seem totally uninformed. 668 00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:35,500 I won't comment on the actions of my officers until I've heard their 669 00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:37,320 explanation. And when is that going to be? 670 00:37:37,540 --> 00:37:38,540 Soon. 671 00:37:44,559 --> 00:37:46,180 Hey, where you been? Nailed the form. 672 00:37:46,760 --> 00:37:48,160 Mailbox out front has an early pickup. 673 00:37:48,400 --> 00:37:50,400 All right. Anybody bring anything by for the game tonight? 674 00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,040 Money. Just money, pal. 675 00:37:52,720 --> 00:37:54,860 I got to go get some beer. You want to come with me? Yeah. 676 00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:58,240 Hey, Joe. 677 00:37:59,380 --> 00:38:00,380 Thanks for everything. 678 00:38:04,740 --> 00:38:06,280 How the hell have you been treating him? 679 00:38:06,670 --> 00:38:09,670 Uh, I got kind of deep toward the day, sir. I couldn't make a real good 680 00:38:09,670 --> 00:38:11,970 impression. Well, it's got to be better than those rattle traps we got on the 681 00:38:11,970 --> 00:38:12,609 road now. 682 00:38:12,610 --> 00:38:15,270 Well, it did seem to be a little top -heavy. We've got to have the report in 683 00:38:15,270 --> 00:38:17,450 tomorrow. Okay, uh, we'll turn it in tomorrow. 684 00:38:17,710 --> 00:38:18,850 You're still on the job by tomorrow. 685 00:38:20,850 --> 00:38:22,290 Lieutenant, Agent Sanders. 686 00:38:22,550 --> 00:38:23,550 Where is he? 687 00:38:23,630 --> 00:38:26,690 You mean, uh, Muammar? That's who he means, Detective. 688 00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:30,720 You want Muammar, we could probably get him for you sometime tonight. You know, 689 00:38:30,720 --> 00:38:34,020 he usually sleeps in his car around Decker and 138. Of course, with all our 690 00:38:34,020 --> 00:38:37,240 coming down after the guy he hired to make the pass at you croaked, he's going 691 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:40,540 to lay low for a while. But if you really, really want, we could probably 692 00:38:40,540 --> 00:38:43,240 him up for you. What do you mean he sleeps in his car? 693 00:38:43,900 --> 00:38:47,200 Muammar's a low -rent scammer. There's agents on this. Close call him Larry. 694 00:38:47,540 --> 00:38:50,840 Check his sheet. Hey, Neil, what's low rent about a loitering beef? How about 695 00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:53,340 failure to produce satisfactory ideas? 696 00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,120 Yes, he produced enough satisfactory ideas for... 697 00:38:56,350 --> 00:38:58,590 Agent Saunders here to believe he was done by a bunch of weapons. 698 00:38:59,150 --> 00:39:03,070 I wish you, Agent Saunders, I could see a serious argument for writing this one 699 00:39:03,070 --> 00:39:05,330 up subject to escape, but you make the call. 700 00:39:12,230 --> 00:39:13,230 Work? 701 00:39:16,150 --> 00:39:18,230 You don't know that, J .D. We don't know what he's going to do. 702 00:39:18,850 --> 00:39:20,990 And do you know what would have happened if he'd written this up? 703 00:39:21,230 --> 00:39:23,170 Well, sir, I don't think he's going to do that. 704 00:39:23,770 --> 00:39:28,010 I'd say it's 80 % certain he'll do nothing. 80 %? 80 % is not that good. 705 00:39:28,330 --> 00:39:29,330 I've lived with worse. 706 00:39:33,850 --> 00:39:34,850 First name. 707 00:39:35,010 --> 00:39:36,010 How long? 708 00:39:37,870 --> 00:39:39,610 Take Mrs. 709 00:39:39,830 --> 00:39:40,830 Mize to see you again. 710 00:39:46,430 --> 00:39:47,690 Sit, barf breath! 711 00:39:56,940 --> 00:39:58,200 I would like my items back. 712 00:39:59,000 --> 00:40:00,680 You want your items back? 713 00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:04,040 Lady, you're lucky I don't arrest you for armed robbery. 714 00:40:04,540 --> 00:40:06,100 Sorry, but you were too slow. 715 00:40:06,420 --> 00:40:07,420 I was slow? 716 00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:14,120 You know, it took me four days to set that bus up. 717 00:40:14,320 --> 00:40:16,620 And I didn't get a cellar. I didn't get a felony. 718 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:18,780 I didn't even get a TV set. Know what I got? 719 00:40:19,020 --> 00:40:23,720 I got seven cases of popcorn poppers. And you, a person who knows nothing 720 00:40:23,720 --> 00:40:25,280 police work. What do I have to know? 721 00:40:26,440 --> 00:40:28,960 I get robbed and you cops do nothing. 722 00:40:29,480 --> 00:40:31,000 I may not have that long. 723 00:40:31,360 --> 00:40:33,640 I realize that, Sonny, you don't know my condition. 724 00:40:35,280 --> 00:40:39,600 And the one little pleasure I give myself is a toast of cheese in the 725 00:40:40,200 --> 00:40:43,920 He can't use your broiler? He catches fire under the broiler. 726 00:40:44,140 --> 00:40:45,500 Do you want me to burn up too? 727 00:40:49,700 --> 00:40:52,160 Take this to the cop who's doing the inventory. 728 00:40:52,540 --> 00:40:54,340 He will release your toaster oven. 729 00:40:55,660 --> 00:40:56,660 Thank you. 730 00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,260 Now, what about my gun? 731 00:40:59,980 --> 00:41:01,780 Bye -bye, Mrs. Myers. 732 00:41:12,040 --> 00:41:13,960 Spell Ger -er -er -er -er -er. 733 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:16,600 Thank you, Jerry. 734 00:41:19,180 --> 00:41:20,940 Hey, Scorch. What? 735 00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:22,400 Never mind. 736 00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:29,170 Norm, now that you've made your network debut, I figure you're in a magnanimous 737 00:41:29,170 --> 00:41:32,210 mood. I bet you're dying to give me back my foreign currency. 738 00:41:32,610 --> 00:41:33,610 You figure wrong. 739 00:41:33,850 --> 00:41:34,850 And wait. 740 00:41:34,930 --> 00:41:35,930 Wait. 741 00:41:36,170 --> 00:41:40,610 Norm, while you were out going Hollywood, I was providing detectives a 742 00:41:40,610 --> 00:41:44,190 Washington with invaluable information. Don't tell me you solved the Marilyn 743 00:41:44,190 --> 00:41:47,290 Monroe case. It's okay, Norm. The man's rating's triple A right now. 744 00:41:47,510 --> 00:41:49,170 Yeah? Who'd he give you? Nobody. 745 00:41:49,670 --> 00:41:52,430 Nobody? I must be going deaf. 746 00:41:52,920 --> 00:41:57,080 I could have sworn I heard the exotic name Muammar pass from my lips to your 747 00:41:57,080 --> 00:42:01,200 ears. I also distinctly recall a happy smile of relief on your face. 748 00:42:01,460 --> 00:42:04,160 Sid, it gives me great pleasure to award you a check in the amount of the big 749 00:42:04,160 --> 00:42:08,480 triple zero. Now, get along. But Sid's non -information led to a non -arrest, 750 00:42:08,480 --> 00:42:11,140 which really put us on the map with the FBI. Now, Sidney... 751 00:42:11,420 --> 00:42:12,178 Here's 50. 752 00:42:12,180 --> 00:42:16,120 Keep up the good work and keep your mouth shut. This usually wakes me up. Am 753 00:42:16,120 --> 00:42:19,440 hearing this right? We got no bust at all and you're paying that off? What we 754 00:42:19,440 --> 00:42:22,740 got here is a potential bust. We're probably going to nail Muammar tomorrow 755 00:42:22,740 --> 00:42:23,740 passing funny money. 756 00:42:24,940 --> 00:42:29,660 Look, I'm doing this as a professional courtesy, but I think we're establishing 757 00:42:29,660 --> 00:42:34,340 a dangerous precedent here. Thank you. I'm going home to take a nap. When I 758 00:42:34,340 --> 00:42:35,760 up, I bet I'm back in Kansas. 759 00:42:36,940 --> 00:42:39,920 You ain't going to believe this, even if you understand it. 760 00:42:40,859 --> 00:42:44,460 Well, when I was single, I had a spray on the counter plate. Old Joe Coffee, 761 00:42:44,560 --> 00:42:48,200 he's got like a broke hotel up there. Plus, Mr. Home Beautiful has only two 762 00:42:48,200 --> 00:42:49,178 usable chairs. 763 00:42:49,180 --> 00:42:51,960 Come on, two. I was there last week, and I'm sure he had three. Yeah, well, he 764 00:42:51,960 --> 00:42:55,120 broke the third one trying to hit this rat who ran away with the service. Hey, 765 00:42:55,260 --> 00:42:59,380 don't be so hard on Joe. He serves a nice stew. What do you think happened to 766 00:42:59,380 --> 00:43:01,420 the rat? You guys are terrible. 767 00:43:01,920 --> 00:43:04,460 Hey, Andy, you're going to bring the chips and the pretzels? Yes, sir. I'll 768 00:43:04,460 --> 00:43:06,460 you in a couple hours. I'm reimbursing everybody for eats. 769 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:09,300 Three or four times, back of the door call. 770 00:43:09,920 --> 00:43:11,500 Got another nickel there, ma 'am? 771 00:43:12,260 --> 00:43:13,260 How much more? 772 00:43:14,220 --> 00:43:15,220 Just five. 773 00:43:15,420 --> 00:43:18,080 Look, they don't have any Garcia Vegas. I'm going to try across the street. 774 00:43:18,140 --> 00:43:19,140 Okay, yeah, yeah. 775 00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:27,540 Get it moving, man. 776 00:43:35,440 --> 00:43:36,440 How you doing? 777 00:43:37,400 --> 00:43:38,720 Do you have any Garcia Vegas? 778 00:43:40,940 --> 00:43:41,940 I think you got some back. 779 00:43:45,460 --> 00:43:47,700 Joe, where are you? I think I heard gunshots. 780 00:43:48,000 --> 00:43:49,380 Something happened in the smoke shop. 781 00:43:50,580 --> 00:43:51,558 That thing? 782 00:43:51,560 --> 00:43:52,560 Over there, yeah. 783 00:43:53,860 --> 00:43:55,100 Joe, are you in the smoke shop? 784 00:43:56,000 --> 00:43:57,000 Give me a position. 785 00:43:57,740 --> 00:43:59,300 Possible gunfire in the smoke shop. 786 00:44:04,900 --> 00:44:06,940 I'm in the smoke shop. 787 00:44:07,160 --> 00:44:08,760 Al, smoke shop. Van Buren. 788 00:44:09,380 --> 00:44:10,380 I'm Van Buren. 789 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:43,980 How long are they going to let him lie there? 790 00:44:44,420 --> 00:44:46,040 Luis, we've got to get everything we can.